God, I miss the good old days. You know, the mid-2010’s. Remember 2015? Barack Obama was in the White House. Ta-Nehisi Coates released “Between the World and Me.” “Hamilton” opened on Broadway.

Cronuts! Donuts made out of croissants! This summer, New York City has gone cuckoo for cronuts. The picture you are looking at is of the line of people outside of Dominque Ansel’s bakery waiting for ...